Writers: WRITE FASTER!

So everyone is past fed up with the Writer's Strike. Enough is enough. PEOPLE NEED THEIR @&#%Q&%#&$%)& ENTERTAINMENT!

I am about to check into Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital to see what I should take to keep from going any crazier with delays on new episodes of "House M.D." There will be no new "House M.D." this week, and there wasn't even one on last week.

As stated in the title, WRITERS: WRITE FASTER! I find it inhumane to have the public wait so long for a show and then once the strike is over to have to continue to wait. WE ARE NOT ANIMALS! WE ARE PEOPLE! GIVE US TELEVISION BEFORE WE GIVE YOU DEATH! WE ARE BUT MERE MORTALS! YOU CANNOT EXPECT US TO THINK OF COLORFUL LINES THAT HOUSE CAN BOUNCE OFF OF CUDDY AND WILSON AND EVERYONE ELSE HE ENCOUNTERS! HAVE YOU SEEN THE FANFICTION OUT THERE, WRITERS? THIS IS WHY WE DO NOT QUIT OUR DAY JOBS! GET TO WORK! WE NEED YOU! WHEN WE COME HOME AFTER A HARD DAY'S WORK, WE WANT TO SAVOR YOUR HARD DAY'S WORK! SO HOP TO IT! YOU GOT YOUR BREAK! NOW WE NEED YOU, SO WE CAN ENJOY OURS!

Dear Writers,
I hope you think I am not insane, but please understand that it makes my job difficult to review the TV that you put out if you cease to put it out. SO CONTINUE TO MAKE THE WORLD SPIN AND AUDIENCES LAUGH AND PONDER AND VICARIOUSLY BE DOCTORS AND LAWYERS AND RAPE VICTIMS TOO! We love you, writers. If you love us too, you'll continue to sprout entertainment for years to come. Our ratings and reviews show our support.

-Ricki and the rest of the TOTV (terminally obsessed with television)